Month 1: I felt fabulous!
Month 2: I felt fabulous!
Month 3: I felt fabulous!
Month 4: I felt fabulous!
Month 5: I felt fabulous!
Month 6: I felt fabulous!
Month 7: I felt fabulous!
Month 8: I feel fabulous! A couple more side effects than before, though, that need mentioning:
- Sudden Urge to go the bathroom. Pee. Wait 5 minutes. Repeat. Cycle continues both day and night.
- If you’re wondering what pregnancy feels like, don’t put one of those pregnancy bellies like they have at a maternity clothing store up your shirt and think that it will feel remotely similar. Instead, to have a more accurate simulation, shove a bowling ball up your shirt and walk around with it all day. This will help to simulate the feeling of a pregnant belly and also give you an explanation as to why most pregnant women always walk around like they’ve got a bowling ball up their shirt.
- My old appendectomy scar that I received when I was in 7th grade has stretch marks extending diagonally from it. Now, it looks like I have the mark of Zorro on my belly. Riveting.
41 days left until due date! EEK!