Pacifiers and Hair Gel

On Pierson’s 3rd birthday, we had him return his pacifiers to the hospital for ‘babies who need them.’ For a long while, he has used the pacifier only for going to sleep and for many months we told him that when he turned three, he would give them away to babies who needed them.  So on his birthday, we made the trek to the hospital.  I’m pretty sure that letting go of those suckers was harder on the momma than on him.  But, it needed to be done or else I envisioned him taking his senior pictures with the pacifier as a prop.  I’ve been pleasantly surprised that though he has asked about his paci several more times, no tears were shed during the withdrawal process.  Here’s a video of how it went down:

And just so Thatcher doesn’t get left out–
Are you tired of your same ole hair products?  Does it hurt your pocketbook to spend $25.00 on an ounce of hair gel?
IMG_2246Well then…Have we got the product for you!
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Homemade Hair Gel
Ingredients: Equal parts of syrup and yogurt.
Directions:  Place both ingredients separately on a plate or in bowls.  Rub the plate into hair.  This product works instantly and is best used right before church on Sundays.  Works like a charm and is cost-efficient too!

(No children were harmed in the making of this product.)

Online Gender Reveal Party

Gender Reveal parties are currently in vogue. The internet has EXPLODED with gender reveal parties! Whether on Pinterest, blogs I follow like this and this, or a simple google search, they are EVERYWHERE! I’ve had friends that have had them too (hi, Andrea!). While that’s fine and great and I’m secretly envious that people make the time to have such fun, here’s why a gender reveal party doesn’t work for me.

1. I am TERRIBLE planner.
2. I’m lazy.
3. I’m cheap.
4. I repeat: I’m a terrible planner.

So, welcome to the lazy mom’s ONLINE gender reveal party. Kick back, throw off your shoes, & grab a ding dong and pretend it’s colored in the middle. Stuff your face because it’s time to party!

Now, mouse over the picture then off again and enjoy our “ONLINE” Gender Reveal party! (Mom, this might not work on an iphone…not sure about that…Also, it doesn’t work in a reader, so click on over!)

WHOOHOO! Now to answer any questions. Yes, I am pregnant. Yes, the cupcake tasted fabulous. Yes, we’re excited. Yes, I’m still lazy.

Still playing catch up- Take 4

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Take 2

Operation Blog Spruce Up, Take 2. Here are some recent pics from around the house.
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Easiest ‘sensory’ tub ever: water, food coloring, bubbles and hidden toys–Perfect for times when Momma is trying to get dishes washed and dinner on the table.

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It Doesn’t Add Up

As a mom of a two year old, I’m quickly learning a mathematical principle that does not work to my favor.

For years, Michael and I will do what we call “15 minute miracles.” 2 people working together for 15 minutes to provide 30 minutes of solid house cleaning. These miracles have been terrific, and really put a dent on the spruce-ification of our home.

The baffling factor to my mathematical equation and one I can no longer accurately compute is figuring Pierson’s effect to this equation.

Factoring his destruction to our once effective 15 minute miracle now looks something like this:
2 people x 15 minute miracle – 45 minutes of destruction (which only took 2 minutes)= 30 minutes needed to re-clean.

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If I try to do another miracle to solve the new deficiency, I’m right back where I started! Only, I’m in the hole 15 additional minutes. How can one 35-inch child of motion make my cleaning sprees so ineffective? I’m baffled.

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The moral of this story? Don’t clean.

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