Remember those old Choose Your Own Adventure Stories? Here’s a modern day Choose Your Own Blog Adventure written just for you.
Yesterday a lady informed me, “I am on the wrong planet and I have to get back to mine.” At first I thought she was kidding, but alas, no joke here. I had thought she had misspoken and was trying to give a crazy person the benefit of the doubt—but ALL benefit of the doubt was shattered when she used the same verbiage again “I am on the wrong planet and I have to get back to mine.” She then told me that people were out to lock her up and put her in the loony bin. hmm…wonder why? She told me that she used to be bright and had planned to make something of herself by being a journalist until ‘they tried to get her.’ No further comments are necessary, your honor.
Verdict:
This lady is indeed crazy. Maren was right to think that the martian woman was in need of a new rocker, because this lady is apparently off hers and her original rocker was undoubtedly obliterated by the UFO mothership. Although Maren reserves the right to feel sorry for this woman, the poor martian woman is still crazy. Please skip to page 77 by clicking here.
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There is nothing remotely odd about this lady and she is nowhere near crazy. Maren, you’re the one that needs to be admitted. This poor martian woman was probably your neighbor on Mars…or is that Venus where women originate? Please skip to page 66 by clicking here.
