Everything I know about baseball, I learned in one date night with my husband last evening: Top 10 things I learned…
#1- DIRRRRRRRRTY!
#2- If at first you don’t succeed, run back ‘home’ (or at least to the closest base).
#3-The uniforms can’t be comfortable.
#4 – Your entire mortgage payment can be used up with one purchase of a footlong hotdog. This is a picture of Michael eating our house.
#5- Many people think it’s boring. (I have circled all the ‘fans’ whose attention was diverted to anything BUT the action.)
#6- It can be but usually isn’t exciting…The River Bats had over 10 runs last night!
#7- The uniforms must not be comfortable.
#8- Self-portraits never work. Someone always gets their head lopped off.
#9- There are some cool names on the field.
#10- Yet another case of a scratching jock.
We had a grate time. Thanks for joinin’ us in our journey to the baseball game.
But please know, those uniforms MUST be uncomfortable.
Ciao!
