EDIT: HAHA Shelley, congrats! You’re the winner of some good ole’ butter to help you find the secret to a healthy heart!!! Let me know how you want your prize… in the Land O’ Lakes format, A Kroger gift certificate or $3 cash in the mail. teeheehee! Couldn’t pass up the opportunity to offer a goofy prize just to go along the theme of being ‘Heart Healthy!’ Thanks for playing!
We recently received the February 2009 issue of the Reader’s Digest, a Christmas subscription gift from my grandparents. Something funny caught my eye. There seems to be a huge oxymoron in this issue… Can you find it?
If you can find the oxymoron, leave a comment with your guess as to how this could possibly be an oxymoron. I’ll choose a random winner from the comments and the winner will receive your choice of the following prizes:
1.) A stick of butter (I’m all about heart healthiness).
2.) A $3 gift certificate to the Kroger (to buy yourself some butter to save your life with a healthy heart and gain Paula Deen’s approval. It’s a win-win.)
3.) $3 cash to go treat yourself at a grocery of your choice and gnaw on a few sticks of butter in the parking lot. MMMMM. I’m all about being health-conscious.
Contest ends Tuesday 12pm EST. Prize open only to US residents.