In the last couple of weeks, I’ve done a few things that were drenched in dumbness.
- I shredded my keys/badges in the shredder at work…oops– Try explaining that one to the boss.
- I ordered a shower gift early, and printed out the directions only to find that the shower had already taken place ONE WEEK BEFORE.
- I asked a lady which cream pie was the coconut cream pie…(there were 2 cream pies on the table: banana, and coconut). She looked at me like I had just arrived on planet earth and said, “The coconut cream pie has the coconut sprinkled on top.” Why do they have to make things so difficult these days???
- I had another ‘incident’ but I’ve forgotten.
They say pregnancy messes with the brain. I think NOT! I’m normal, I promise.
