I’m still alive. Nothing disastrous has happened.
But in case it does, I just wanted to let you know that you too, can be as prepared as me. In case you didn’t see the news article, please click here to read about the new emergency bra that converts to a gas mask.
And if just reading about it doesn’t suffice, you can order YOUR special bra, for only $29.95 by clicking here.
The bottom line of the article is the kicker: “According to a report on tech news site CNET, there are plans for a “counterpart device for men” in the works, though the precise shape it will take has yet to be revealed.”
Thankfully, though, while your man is waiting for his own ‘counterpart device’ to be manufactured, you’ll still be able to save your significant other because each cup converts to its own mask! TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE, folks!
I can rest easy tonight. Hopefully USPS will bring mine soon. What will they think of next???
Be back soon!
