- Helped Pierson into car cart.
- Placed a handful of items including a watermelon in cart.
- Walked through a spill.
- Reported Spill to U-Scan Lady.
- *Thought* bad thoughts about how Kroger should be on top of spills or someone is bound to sue.
- Bought groceries in the express lane.
- Monitored little hands from grabbing candy from express lane while in car cart.
- *Thought* bad thoughts about how Kroger is enticing my child to eat junk.
- Forgot watermelon that Thatcher’s car seat is hiding from view.
- Went to U-Scan.
- Bought Watermelon.
- Found car.
- Transferred groceries to car.
- Transferred Thatcher to car.
- Removed Pierson from car cart.
- Realized the ‘spill‘ I’d reported wasn’t exactly a spill.
- Laughed.
- Earned another notch on my forgot-to-take-a-potty-training-kid-to-the-potty-every-45-minutes belt.
- Learned about the germ factor on those shopping car carts.
- Laughed.
The end.
