Two hats are on a hat rack when one hat says to the other, “You stay here. I’ll go on a head.”
This almost trumps my favorite joke of all time. However, I can’t remember the right wording, and thus to tell it as I remember it, would ruin the punch line. I tried to Google it, but apparently it’s such a bad joke that no one in the world has it on any type of website. Shame. I still think it’s funny. (only because it’s so bad.) Warped sense of humor; yes, I know.
****Edit: Persistence Pays… I Found it– Now what makes this joke funny is the manner of the laugh AFTER the joke has been told. People think that you actually think this joke is funny and laugh only because it’s the stupidest joke they’ve ever heard–AND YOU ARE LAUGHING. Drum roll, please.
What do you call a cold puppy sitting on a rabbit? A chilly dog on a BUNny.
Um, maybe I should tell jokes!?!?!?
