I appreciate random kids songs. Many times I’ll have a random tune in my head that remains for days. I figured it would be fun to share some of them and hear back from anyone reading this who may have a childhood silly song to share.
A college friend once shared this with me from her childhood days. I found it humorous.
The Billboard Song:
As I was walking down the road
One bright and sunny day
I came upon a billboard
And much to my dismay,
The sign was torn and tattered
From the storm the night before;
The wind and rain had done it’s work,
And this is what it bore:
Smoke Coca-Cola cigarettes,
chew Wrigley Spearmint beer
Can-a-ration dog food makes your wife’s complexion clear
Simonize your baby with a Hershey’s candy bar
And Texaco’s the beauty cream that’s used by all the stars
Soooo…
Take your next vacation in your brand-new fridgidaire
Learn to play piano in your winter underwear
Doctors say that babies should smoke till they are three
And people over 65 should bathe in lipton tea
With flow-through tea baaaaaaags
From Boy Scouts via Ross:
Pink Pajamas
I wear my pink pajamas in the summer when it’s hot.
I wear my flannel nighties in the winter when it’s not.
And sometime in the springtime and sometimes in the fall.
I jump right in between the sheets with nothing on at all.
Glory, glory, hallelujah;
Glory, glory, what’s it to ya.
Balmy breezes blowing through ya.
With nothing on at all.
From Girl Scouts:
Hunk of Tin:
I’m a little hunk of tin,
Nobody knows what shape I’m in,
I’ve got four wheels and a running board,
I’m not Chevy, and I’m no Ford,
Honk honk, rattle rattle, crash, beep beep
Honk honk, rattle rattle, crash, beep beep
Honk honk.
Now it’s time to share your crazy songs–just because I like them!
