When I am at a restaurant, I drink more than a parched camel on a trek through the Sahara Desert. (Side note: Did you know that a camel will drink approx 26 gallons to 40 gallons in one drink? That’s a bathtub of water, people!) I require multiple refills during the course of dinner–probably equivalent to a bathtub, too. That’s one reason I skip the extra calories of a soda or the carbonation of a diet drink. I love my water!
So, I have a beef with Taco Bueno (Puns make me chortle at myself) and I’m irritated with Panera. Please allow me thirty seconds of your gripe time, and then I’ll put this issue to rest (until the next time I’m stiffed). Sunday, my irritation peaked.
I stopped in the drive-thru for lunch. I ordered $10 worth of food and a water. Now, I am fully aware that ten bucks isn’t a great amount of money. But I certainly have expectations when patronizing a food establishment-even a fast food one. When I pulled up, they handed me a dixie-size cup of water with my $10 order. Everything about this makes me want to snatch my money back and drive away. It REALLY gripes me.
First, and foremost, if skimpy-water-giver restaurants wanted my business, they could use a little reverse psychology. Here’s my reasoning: The larger the water cup, the more I’ll have to pee. The more I have to pee, the more often I’ll have to frequent the restroom. The more often I have to frequent the restroom, the more often I will frequent the restaurant. The more I frequent the restaurant, the more I’ll buy…But reverse psychology is beside the point.
I DO NOT LIKE BEING PUNISHED for ordering a water. I cannot imagine how they are saving THAT MUCH money by giving me an infant size drink. Is a few square inches of waxed cardboard REALLY that costly? Panera & Bueno, I’m sorry for putting you out with my order.
Before completing this rant, I realize that if you ASK, they will give it to you. That’s just it. I don’t feel that one should HAVE to ask–I should not be punished for ordering water over their dumb soda. I realize in a down economy, they are saving money. But maybe I’d spend a few more shekels at their business if they kept me happy.
So, thanks for listening to my two cents. But maybe I should keep those pennies. I understand many places are charging for condiments these days…but that’s a whole separate beef.