One of my favorite useless holidays is today–It’s National Talk Like a Pirate Day! And I be PARRRRRRRRRRRTY’ing. About 5 years ago, we went on vacation with my brother and sister-in-law during this wonderful holiday, and I really got into the whole pirate thing. Much to their agggarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrvation, eh LAURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRA? So, in lieu of my favorite holiday, here’s the opportunity for some free food! 
And don’t be blaming me if you don’t take advantage of this opportunity and you end up like a vegan pirate in jail, STARRRRRRRRRVIN’! It be YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR own fault, matey!! And don’t worry…if you only let your kids eat healthy food. Perhaps you could see if there be a pirate selling corn at the local farmer’s market. I hear they’re on sale tomorrow and a great deal–Just a Buccaneer! Ahoy, Matey. I bet you be wishing you lived at my house! Happy PARRRRRRRRRRRRRTY’ing. (Love you, LAURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRA).
